Ahhh Valentine’s Day.
What, in theory, could be an absolutely lovely holiday, but who’s terrible track record likely leaves you feeling bitter and jaded. Maybe I am projecting here…
Bottle of wine for one, please.
I really hate guns, so if that’s any indication for you…
I, for one, have BIG plans for the evening. Nutrition counseling at the gym, followed by devoting myself...no…I would go so far as to say doting on my dear Senior Project. Oh yes, I’m a very popular girl.
I may even decide to include some toe-curling torture a la Say Yes to the Dress. My S&M for the evening.
It’s actually probably better this way. I don’t even like chocolate. Or stuffed animals. Or roses.
Well, maybe roses… No, scratch that– I’ll take peonies.
All kidding aside, I do like Valentine’s Day. And I hope all of you out there who have boy toys take full advantage of this day of lovin’.
I’ll do my best.
